5. "dear lady in aisle ....... Could u please stop rubbin ur booty on my Shoulder please and thank u -my right shoulder"- CJ Miles
4. "Does anyone in Des Moines know where I can find the sweet Ed Hardy steering wheel cover the guy who pulled up next to me had?"- Nick Collison
3. "Getting a massage..I'm face down and I gotta fart...what shuld I do?"- Kevin Durant
2. "Who wants to get followed?"- Lou Williams
1. "Ate some cereal about an hour ago didn't know it was goin to run thru me like that WTF lol"- Shawn Marion
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