No Regard, this bountiful website you're reading right now, started out as a pretty inebriated mass text message. Just a blink of an idea emitted to some friends while riding a rickety gypsy bus into Manhattan on a nondescript late summer night in 2009. While it took us a while to get here, we're pleased to say that those radio waves have transformed into a real(ish) website, and this brief message marks post #100.To celebrate this modest milestone, we're going to hit you all with something pretty cool next week.
Starting Monday, we're going to release our list of the "Top 100 Reasons To Watch The NBA This Season."
What? No, we can't give them to you now! Huh, just a few? No way! We've worked really hard on this and have it all planned out perfectly for next week. Just a taste? Well... we have seen movies about drug dealing before, and that does always work... Alright, just a taste, but if you read this, you have to promise to come back next week for the main event. 'Ere you go:
Reason #79: Jews!
Omri Casspi! Jordan Farmar, kind of! Amar'e Stoudemire, or something! Whatever. Even 1 3/4 Jewish players is pretty solid for the NBA.
See! How fun was that! Well there's 99 more, and at least 50 are better than that one!
But more importantly, we want to use this 100th post to thank you for reading. We started this thing to amuse ourselves (which is far too easy a task, by the way), and are so thrilled that a few others are now starting to enjoy it with us.
And if you like what we've been doing, you've got to keep reading. Trust us, we have a lot in the barrel for the rest of this off-season and, more significantly, for the regular season. Truthfully, we've forgotten better feature ideas than most blogs have ever even thought of. Seriously, we can't remember a bunch of things we've come up with. So whiskey and beer, if you guys are reading this, please send those ideas back to us! We liked them!
So now, we return to our regular nonsense until Monday. See you all on the other side... Oh what the heck, one more huzzah! 100 posts!
UPDATE: Check out reasons 100-81 here!
Do you think Kobe asked this girl who her favorite basketball player was? What if she said Michael Jordan? Would Kobe have turned around and made her watch him sink one hundred jumpshots on a row? Would he have made her count each one? Can five-year-olds count to one hundred? We'll find out next week.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that's his daughter. Which certainly doesn't mean what you described is out of the question.
ReplyDeleteWe do know for sure that Kobe didn't eat any of this cake as he only consumes chicken, rice, and the blood of first born males.
ReplyDeleteI feel certain that Kobe's kids have to watch him hit 100 jump shots before bed every night. If he's out of town they do it via skype. It's like counting sheep. But scarier.
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