No Regard Weekend Preview: Get Drunk With Mike Bibby

If you are a regular reader of this blog, you may remember a feature we started this offseason, NBA Happy Hour. In this Friday feature we presented a drinking game, giving readers the opportunity to get drunk while, let's say, watching the FIBA championship game, by giving them certain things to look for and celebrate. We are now carrying this idea over to our weekend previews, in which we will tell you one game we'll be watching over the next three days, and ways one could creatively reach Blackout City while enjoying the NBA action. So without further ado: Grab a beer, follow the rules, and start the weekend with a Don Nelson-level buzz!

One Game We Will Definitely Drink During This Weekend: Dallas Mavericks vs. Atlanta Hawks

Drink every time:

• Josh Smith or Tyson Chandler blocks a shot.
• There's a shot of Mark Cuban.
• The Hawks fall back into their iso-Joe offense.
• Someone you are with asks, "Is that Larry Drew?"
• Al Horford gets an offensive rebound.
• An announcer says "J-Smoove."
• Mike Bibby gets an assist. (Drink for the amount of seconds equivalent to the position he assisted to. Example: He alley-oops to Joe Johnson, you drink for two seconds because he plays at the two.)
• Mike Bibby hits a three. (Drink for three seconds.)
• Mike Bibby smiles.
• Etan Thomas logs one minute of playing time.

Finish you beer every time:

• Joe Johnson's max deal is discussed in the context of him getting overpaid.
• An announcer says "J-Smoove" and doesn't sound goofy.

Take a shot every time:

• Mike Bibby gets a block (and take your pants off).

Do a Splash Mountain (Waterfall) every time:

• A McBibb commercial comes on.