The Return of 3-D

I had forgotten about this, which is irresponsible of me.

For a good chunk of my basketball salad days, I had a go-to shot in Horse that I called "The Dennis Scott." I would set up for a corner three, then take one giant step to the side, so I was about two feet out of bounds. This came from Scott's turn in the '96 Three-Point Shootout, when he set up on the wrong side of one of the corner racks. Next time I play, I'm going to unveil "The Dennis Scott Remix": I'll pull an SUV onto the court, blast Biggie's Life After Death, scream out "Do not ask me for my autograph, ask me to explain the rage that's inside of me!" and drain a three. That'll surely be good for a letter.

[via Elitaste]