The Spurs Are The Roaring Night

The above photo held the No Regard office hostage for a while today. I mean, look at that thing. Perfection. Tony Parker's cartoonish mug. Tim Duncan's strangely menacing glare. Faux Crawford's helpless whistle. But the longer we looked at it, the more questions we had. Then we found this and got some questions answered, but we still have so many. Here are some of them.

Why is Duncan holding the gun like that?

Is he wearing a robe?

Did they put an ad on Craigslist for a bald guy?

Whose idea was this?

Who took the picture?

Why is Tony Parker wearing a wrist watch?

Did Popovich laugh when he saw this?

Will Joey Crawford be packing heat at the next Spurs game he refs?

What's emitting the purple light in that other room?

What did Pop dress as for Halloween?

Why did Tony keep his watch on?

How about the noose?

Are the Spurs into really dark stuff?

Is there a snuff film being made in the next room?

Where's Manu in all this?

What about Stephen Jackson?

And how certain is it that the Spurs have Crawford in a game seven this spring? 100%? More than 100%? This is right in Stern's Conflict of Interest Wheelhouse.

What else?

(H/T to ThePostGame for the pic)