It's not our job to discuss whether the firing of Avery Johnson was a justifiable decision by Brooklyn. We are not here to talk tactics, x's and or o's, or if canning a dude who was awarded "Coach of the Month" a scant month ago is a strong move or selfish and fake by the Nets.
We are here to do what we do: lend a helping hand to a man we have never met, but who seems admirable and pleasant enough. What can we say, this is not the life we chose but rather the life that chose us.
So we have combed through link after link on the always-famous, forever-charitable craigslist.com to see what new jobs we can find for the recently sacked Coach Avery. Hopefully he can avoid those nasty lines for unemployment checks with our help.
Friday 12/28/12 - Be More Than Just Another Agent Be A Part Of Something
Key New York
Union Square
"Key New York Real was founded in 2008 on being the best, not the biggest. We are not looking to just fill desks, we are looking for long term partners. We have the systems in place of large companies with hands-on support of a boutique real estate firm. You will have an owner or manager available for support 24hrs a day, 7 days a week. All Key New York agents can work in Rentals, Sales and Commercial."
Real estate is the perfect spot for Avery right now, particularly at Key New York, whose slogan alone fits Johnson's current emotional void precisely. After getting kicked to the curb by a .500 ball club, AJ deserves to be a part of something, not just another scrub agent like those jerks in Brooklyn led the popular public to believe he was. He'll be slinging penthouses in no time, just like he used to sling dimes for the Spurs.
Friday 12/28/12 - Apparel Company Seeks Enthusiastic, Personable Receptionist!
Midtown
"We are a fast paced, exciting, wholesale apparel company seeking an enthusiastic, hard working, smart, personable and cheery receptionist. This position provides you with the opportunity to work in the Garment District and learn about how clothes are produced, bought and sold.
Responsibilities include: Answering phones, Maintaining an organized showroom, Ordering supplies
Handling Fedex/DHL shipping, Running errands, Assisting sales and design with other tasks as they arise."
The first thing anyone remembers about a company is the voice of its receptionist. And talk about a man with a voice that could bring angels down from heaven! Johnson will give these apparel customers something they'll talk about for days to come. Not to mention we know he's capable of "assisting" stuff and I can not see him struggling with ordering supplies or handling Fedex/DHL shipping. As for running errands, well that's nothing for the extremely fit, former professional athlete, Coach AJ.
Friday 12/28/12 - Pizzeria Needs Bike Delivery/Food Prep/Cleaning Person
East Village
"looking for a bike delivery person who will be able handle minor food prep, cleaning and sales counter when not delivering, pay is $8 hour plus tips, night shift, for immediate start, please email your phone number and resume, thank you."
Okay, okay. It is a slight pay cut, but the reward of being in charge of multiple duties at once will surely make up for the lack of monetary flow this position offers. Coaches are forced to wear many hats in order to be successful in the NBA. Based on the description above, this pizza joint is looking for an employee with similar multi-talented traits. Resume and phone number on the way! No, thank you, job description!
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