One Game We Watched Last Night: Oh, you know.
Heat: 118 Cavs: 90
Will he throw the powder? He sure did.
Will fans throw stuff at him? No, and thank goodness.
Will he get a tribute video? No way, Jose.
Will Z get a tribute video? What would a Z tribute video look like anyway?
Will Z get booed? Not even close. Resounding applause. Very sweet.
How quickly into the game will Varajeo send LeBron to the floor? Not at all. Big hug pre-game. Very sweet.
Will LeBron's mother be in attendance? Don't think so. Can anyone confirm?
Will Bron drop 50? Not quite. But hell of a game.
What will the pre-game pleasantries between the two teams look like? Generally businesslike and unspectacular.
Will Mo Williams cry? Who?
Will LeBron smile once? ...
How many times will Dan Gilbert be shown on camera? Five by our count.
Will the actual game be any good to watch? Depends on whether or not you like torture porn.
Really, can you ever go home? Yes, you can. And when you get there, you can burn the house down.
Orange Sweater Guy in the bottom left of the first picture was my favorite fan from last night. He just thinks LeBron is DISGUSTING. Right after he threw the powder, there was a close-up of him screaming "ASSHOLE!" in Bron's face. That guy wins.
ReplyDeleteWhy does LeBron look 65 in that picture of him smiling?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Bron does look old there. That was the best part of this game for me, watching LeBron play without a headband, showing off his receding hairline.
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