Team Dreamin' 2011: Portland

At No Regard, we love basketball. We love the spectacle and strategy of the game, but sometimes the league's lack of imagination confounds and disappoints us. Call us optimists, visionaries, or kids who watched too much Space Jam, but we have ideas. Damn are we gonna share 'em.

I always used to say that Greg Oden was probably buying beer for his friends since he was 12 years old. When he was at Ohio State he looked like he was in his mid-40's. Since joining the NBA, he still looks ridiculously old. Also, he's been hurt a ton and so far is a waste of a number one pick, especially with KD available the same year.

But he's the best. He really is. What a friendly and wacky guy. Plus, his junk was on the Internet.

Portland, start Oden 82 games this season.



It's called Team Dreamin' 2011', isn't it?