All Teams Everything

My girlfriend recently finished her second year of medical school. She's the smartest person I know. So it came as no surprise today when I discovered that she's stellar at seamlessly fitting all 30 NBA team names into a 450-word email in response to something I asked her about dinner. Seriously, her work here is unmatched. Also, you may be wondering why she chose to ride with the Supersonics here instead of the Thunder. Nostalgia? An ill subliminal aimed at Clay Bennett? Because she used this website to make sure she included every name? The third one. It's the third one. Shout out to mergetek.com, everyone's favorite e-destination! Oh, also, she's been studying for her board exam for like 11 hours a day for the past few weeks and is a crazy person now. Anyway, please enjoy this very good email!



"I looked at the thing that might be the Nets logo. It's fine. Not exactly Trailblazing but not offensive. Could really use some color to Jazz it up. It wouldn't take a Wizard to come up with something better, but I guess I'm being rather Cavalier considering I don't have any design experience. I'm no graphics Maverick.

I've been trying to get back to my Celtic roots, so maybe we can have potatoes in our dinner tonight. It's also economical, they are only like two Bucks. I don't want to Bully you into something though, so if you'd rather 76, I mean 86 the whole idea then, you know I'm always up for just going straight to dessert.

In my studying today I found this Nugget of interesting trivia: The reason that smell Spurs memories are because the two areas are close together in the brain! Our bodies are really like Magic. Another thing I learned today is that the sinoatrial node is the Pacer of the heart. Things get pretty Grizzly once that stops working though, and you're likely to get an arrhythmia. It's as if the Piston in your car stops working. If that's the case though, you don't have to worry about your heart going at Supersonic speeds, because the atroventricular node picks up at a slower pace. I'm tearing through all of this material like a Rocket, but I still feel like I'm running out of time! There is too much on this test!

Thank goodness that Heat broke from last week. It was getting really unbearable studying without air conditioning because the Sun came straight into my window. Also, since it's been so warm, all the annoying bugs are already back and alive. I think I even saw a Hornet! I acted like a women Warrior though and killed it, literally and figuratively. I am the King of my room, don't cross me.

A really annoying thing happened yesterday. I was using my nail Clippers and Knicked my stockings with it. I guess that's one thing that's worse about it being colder is that I feel like I need to wear stockings and they get caught on the tiniest thing and it looks like I ran into a Raptor. You have to scour them like a Hawk before going out to make sure you don't look like a hooker. I'm especially weary of my neighbor Bob's cats.

Anyway, I'm getting excited for the summer. One weekend we should go to a Laker something or a river and really try to enjoy the outdoors. It's not like there are any Timberwolves around, we could really enjoy ourselves! I guess I'm lazy at the end. I love you and hope you have a great day!!!"