No Regard Recaps: Candace For President!

One Game We Watched Yesterday: USA vs. Turkey

Yanks: 89: Turkey: 58

If you aren't watching Candace Parker, then what exactly are you watching these Olympics? Team handball? Parker led the Americans in a rout with a team-leading three blocks, all of which were dope. 

Seriously, you watching archery? 

Team USA completely dominated a Turkey side that was apparently supposed to sort of challenge the reigning Gold-Winners. 

Parker, wife of NBA'er Mr. Candace Parker, bossed the paint for the Yanks and looked the part of LeBron on an early chase-down swat in transition. Candace can dunk, by the way. That's whats up.

You DVRing a lil' beach volleyball?

The Tennessee legend also contributed four big-time, Olympic-themed defensive boards. 

How's the badminton? 

One Game We Did Not Watch Yesterday: Fencing

You tell me how Fencing was.

Nets Land Stud, Change Landscape of NBA

In the biggest move so far since the lockout ended, the Net Jersey Nets nabbed wanted man, superstar, and arguably the most coveted free agent on the market: Mr. Candace Parker.

The former member of the Hawks, Timberwolves, Knicks, Nuggets, Kings, and Celtics will most certainly become the favorite target of Deron Williams. He may or may not pair alongside Dwight Howard.

Candace Parker has yet to make an official statement regarding where the couple will reside.

No Regard Daily Previews: Tortoise and Hare

One Game We Are Definitely Going To Watch Tonight:
Boston Celtics vs. Denver Nuggets


Tonight's featured match up pits a classic run-and-gun high octane offense against a stone-cold, blue-collar defense. It should be great to watch and see if George Karl's hectic style can solve Boston's lockdown D. The key battle will be between Pierce and Anthony: can the Truth handle the jab-step and smile, or will Melo be able to handle the Truth?

Speaking of Melo (can you believe he's still on the Nuggets?), despite a drop in his scoring average, 22.8 down from last season's 28.2, he remains one of the best closers in the league and perhaps the purest scorer of his generation. (I'd love to hear some feedback in the comments section on that debate!) Off the bench, George Karl has found himself a sprightly backup for Billups in the form of former Tar Heel Ty Lawson, whose 8.8 points and four assists per contest have been pivotal in Denver's 13-7 start.

Top 5 Player Tweets of the Week - In Pictures!

From Skillanueva's half-time tweets to Gil's fateful outburst, we're keeping tabs on this whole Twitter thing. Each week we wade through the rants, shout outs and sheer insanity to bring you the best micro-blogging the NBA has to offer.

5. "Just got back from date nite. Took my lovely wife @Candace_Parker out to a nice spot in santa monica."

- Shelden Williams

4. "@DeMar_DeRozan WTF u know abt some lobster pizza??"

- Patrick O'Bryant