No Regard Recaps: Candace For President!

One Game We Watched Yesterday: USA vs. Turkey

Yanks: 89: Turkey: 58

If you aren't watching Candace Parker, then what exactly are you watching these Olympics? Team handball? Parker led the Americans in a rout with a team-leading three blocks, all of which were dope. 

Seriously, you watching archery? 

Team USA completely dominated a Turkey side that was apparently supposed to sort of challenge the reigning Gold-Winners. 

Parker, wife of NBA'er Mr. Candace Parker, bossed the paint for the Yanks and looked the part of LeBron on an early chase-down swat in transition. Candace can dunk, by the way. That's whats up.

You DVRing a lil' beach volleyball?

The Tennessee legend also contributed four big-time, Olympic-themed defensive boards. 

How's the badminton? 

One Game We Did Not Watch Yesterday: Fencing

You tell me how Fencing was.

No Regard Recap: Ever Since The Weigh In, I Knew He Was Petro

One Game We Watched Last Night: Indiana Pacers vs. New Jersey Nets

Pacers: 108, Nets: 94

No one will believe me, but there was a 60-second stretch last night when Johan Petro made three positive plays in a row. Honestly. This happened. I rewound the DVR four times to make sure. In the second quarter, the Pacers secured a defensive rebound and got an outlet pass to Louis Amundson. Petro, trailing, changed his path, cut off Amundson from behind and blocked the layup attempt. I swear. On the following trip back down the court, he parked himself at the right elbow, caught a pass, squared his shoulders and made a jumper. This is true. The Pacers then got the ball down to the other end, someone missed a shot and Petro (I swear) got the rebound. This is all true. (But I will admit, I just checked the box score again to make sure he recorded at least one rebound. He did.) He then made a few boneheaded plays that forced Avery to yank him, but I mean, when you play with woefully uncoordinated French fire, you're going to get burned.

Oh, also, Mr. Candace Parker played great, despite the 1-9 shooting. Really, he played very good defense.

Another also: Free Jordan Farmar.

One Game We Didn't Watch Last Night: Milwaukee Bucks vs. Denver Nuggets





Bucks: 86, Nuggets: 91

Nets Land Stud, Change Landscape of NBA

In the biggest move so far since the lockout ended, the Net Jersey Nets nabbed wanted man, superstar, and arguably the most coveted free agent on the market: Mr. Candace Parker.

The former member of the Hawks, Timberwolves, Knicks, Nuggets, Kings, and Celtics will most certainly become the favorite target of Deron Williams. He may or may not pair alongside Dwight Howard.

Candace Parker has yet to make an official statement regarding where the couple will reside.