Tuesday, May 22, 2012

No Regard Previews: The Wonder

One Game We Will Definitely Watch Tonight: Miami Heat vs. Indiana Pacers


A thing happens if and only if that thing happens. If not, then it doesn't happen.

This Miami Heat team may very well generate the most discussion of any sports team ever. They also render any and all pre- or post-game analysis pretty much moot. Their high-tempo, turnover-to-fast-break style of basketball (perfectly branded the "flying death machine" by basketball writer Matt Moore) either works or it doesn't. When it works, they win. When it doesn't, they lose. This is mostly true for any NBA team with a strong identity, but with the Heat, it's gospel. When they power bomb passing lanes and turn long rebounds into breakaway dunks, they're unbeatable. When it doesn't work, everyone talks about breaking up the gang. Whether or not this happens, though, doesn't seem grounded in any sort of recognizable pattern. It kind of just happens or doesn't. There's not really any way to know beforehand if the Heat will unsheathe their fire-blade on any given night. Do I think they will tonight? I do. But what do I (or you) know?

I know it's a little more complicated than I'm making it out to be, but it's also kind of not.

One Game We Probably Won't Watch Tonight: Los Angeles Kings vs. Phoenix Coyotes


Can you believe that's how you pronounce/spell "coyotes"? That's way off. We weren't even close on that one.

6 comments:

  1. This begs the ultimate question: is Lebron a Gale or Peeta guy?

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    1. I mean, Gale, right? I wrote a rap lyric when I was like 14 that said, "the type who be rootin' for Scar and Jafar", and I sort of think that could also apply to LeBron. Obviously, I don't think that's a bad thing.

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  2. No way Adam. Lebron's all about loyalty, loves his best friends and is great with the media: Peeta in a nutshell.

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  3. So these are Hunger Games characters? Break them down for me. I don't see LeBron rooting for villains. No matter what, he sees himself as the hero.

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  4. You nailed it Andrew: they are Hunger Games characters.

    SPOILER ALERT:

    Both of them are in love with Katniss (the hero). Katniss pretty much loves both of them also but is constantly confused about if she actually does indeed love them and who she loves more (she defintely loves them though, FYI). Gale and Katniss are besties and hunting partners before Katniss is selected as tribute for the Hunger Games.

    Peeta, along with Katniss, is also selected to represent District 12 in the Hunger Games. Peeta is shy, the son of a baker. He's pretty cute. Katniss and Peeta come together because of the difficulties they share during their times in the Hunger Games.

    Gale is rough and handsome.

    Once, Peeta gave Katniss some bread when she was hungry. That was a long time ago.

    Gale hates the government, Peeta knows how to work the crowd and longs for the moments he can kiss Katniss.

    What else, Adam?

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