Kudos to the Sacramento Kings for signing Terrence Williams, to a 10-day contract. Simply put, this is a massive post-trade deadline splash in the NBA.
When we last saw Terrence (sorry, we zone out sometimes), he was starring in a YouTube video, eloquently taking us through the public transit commute from New York City to Newark in the hopes of coercing fans to check out a Nets game. His performance is flawless and it's one of the best movies of all time. (Take that, Citizen Kane.)
When we last saw Terrence (sorry, we zone out sometimes), he was starring in a YouTube video, eloquently taking us through the public transit commute from New York City to Newark in the hopes of coercing fans to check out a Nets game. His performance is flawless and it's one of the best movies of all time. (Take that, Citizen Kane.)
On the court, the Kings can expect dynamism from this athletic forward. Williams averaged 4.5 ppg (.351 FG%, .421 3PT%, .500 FT%), 2.3 rpg, 0.8 apg and 15.1 mpg in his 12 appearances for the Houston Rockets this season before their GM made a horrendous decision, cutting the still-budding superstar. For his career, T-Will has lit it up for 7.4 points a night—which probably equates to a very impressive per-36-minute average. (We're not going to waste our time to checking on this, because you have access to Basketball-Reference.com also, ya know?)
Maybe we didn't know you were gone, but the point is we missed you, Terrence. Don't ever leave us again.
It's shocking that this is only the second time we've posted this video. But I promise it will not be the last.
ReplyDeleteWe'll make no apologies for it either.
ReplyDeleteClassic case of us being sorry we're not sorry.
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