Celtics: 95 Bulls: 91Rajon Rondo took advantage of a Rose-less Chicago, playing his best ball of the season and earning a triple-double en route to beating the first place Bulls. Rondo was in attack mode all afternoon, fast-breaking his way to easy points and assists throughout. With that boring recap out of the way, here are some of the topics my brother and I discussed while watching the game:
Not sure if it was the HD feed, but Carlos Boozer looked very strange before the game. Almost as if his hair was spray-painted on his head and he was wearing stage makeup. Also, he tripped over a bag before the beginning of last season.
What would the league do if KG snuck behind Joakim Noah and cut off the top part of his hair, like the bun part or whatever, with a pair of scissors? Would there be a brawl? Would KG be suspended from the league forever?
Before the game, the ESPN coverage stated that Rose had woken up Sunday morning literally unable to walk. That's weird, right? Also, they showed him sitting on the bench at least 1,000 times during the broadcast. If you like watching Derrick Rose sit in a chair, yesterday's game was for you. Hope you didn't miss it!
We bet the over on Pierce scoring 17 points. He did not even sniff the number. Pretty selfish and fake from my favorite Celtic. About as selfish and fake as it gets.
I think it's fair to say that anyone who's a Celtics fan and wants the team to trade Rondo needs to call up their weed dealer to make sure that the "stick-icky" they're purchasing isn't laced with rat poison or laundry detergent.
Brandon "Big-Mouth Billy" Bass being out for 10-15 days really hurts my fantasy lineup. I understand he's not a great fantasy option, but when you are the only one in your draft without a computer, notes, and you have consumed 10 drinks before 2:00 pm on a Sunday, creativity is required in regards to the free agent list.
One Game We Didn't Watch This Weekend: Toronto Raptors vs. Los Angeles Lakers
Raptors: 92 Lakers: 94You may be wondering, "Why is there a picture of Gilbert and Mini-Gilbert posted here? Kobe hit a pretty awesome game-winning shot while being doubled, so you should be writing about that."
No, frankly I should not be writing about Kobe Bryant, World Peace or whatever stupid stuff happened during "the game." Gilbert worked out for the Lakers, "looked slimmed down and explosive" and may or may not have received the same suspect, possibly illegal knee surgery that Kobe got this summer. A Gil comeback is about as exciting as it gets for us, so if you think for one second that I am going to provide my thoughts on the late five-second violation that cost the Raptors the game, then you're way off. Agent Zero 4 life!!!!1 He's pretty much a lock for comeback player of the year.
If you are thinking, "This dude is an idiot, he's getting pretty far ahead of himself. Arenas may not even get signed." My only retort to that is the following: You should probably call your weed dealer and make sure that "funky-skunky" you just bought isn't laced with some type of Mr. Clean product or rat poison.
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