Question of the Day

When new head coach Mark Jackson takes the Warriors out for their first team dinner, is Steph Curry more likely to order steak or fish?

NBA Lockout Player Placement Services: Stephen Curry

With the lockout here, and here to stay, we have the sad prospect of no NBA games for quite some time. Instead of dwelling on the politics, finance and bullshit that's all conspired to strip our favorite league from us, we've decided to look on the bright side. New careers for our beloved NBA superstars! And what better place to look for these new ventures than Craigslist, a Website where wacky jobs are numerous and sometimes even real. Since they've already given us so much, we've taken the initiative to try and help these unemployed athletes find a new calling. 


Craigslist Posting: SF Bay Area, Line Cook - The tipsy PIG (marina/cow hollow)

"Looking for a line cook who has 2 years experience at a highly competitive well known restaurant . Fast past kitchen. Must be organized, clean, fast and detail oriented. Must be a team player. Serve safe a plus. Open schedule. Must be able to work both days, nights and weekends.


Thank you


please only serious career oriented cooks need apply." 

Why He Should Apply

I'm not sure if you follow Steph Curry on Twitter but I do and I've noticed a serious trend in his tweets as of late: So many of them are about food. For instance: "Bomb steak..." Or what about: "Bout to get physical with this club sandwich and afternoon nap." Sure, Steph may not have the necessary "2 years experience" as a line cook, but we certainly can confirm that Steph is organized, clean, fast and detailed oriented. Team player? You bet your ass, team player. Steph Curry represents the definition of "team player." Open weekends, days and nights? He is now.

What He Should Wear To The Interview

 Fun, casual, professional, pinstripe pants. You'll be grilling burgers in no time, Steph!

NBA Middle Names: Stephen Curry

We at No Regard spend a lot of time in our NBA knitting circles trying to figure out the human side of these players. Whether it's musing about their commutes to work, how much "Call of Duty" they play, or what their favorite snack food is, we like to remind ourselves that NBA players are nothing more than young men with enviable jobs. What better way to humanize our heroes than look up their middle names?

Wardell Stephen Curry II

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One Game We Will Definitely Watch Tonight: Dallas Mavericks vs. Golden State Warriors

In typical Dirk-era Dallas fashion, the Mavericks have been piping hot so far this regular season, most recently rattling off nine victories in a row. In typical Curry-era Golden State fashion, the Warriors haven't played any defense so far this regular season, allowing 106.9 points per contest, which ranks them 28th in the league.

Cuban's boys are defending the shit out of the ball, allowing only 92.2 points per game. Shocking, I know, for a team whose nucleus is made up of 67-year-old Jason Kidd and Dirk Nowitzki who, in the past, played as if he'd rather take a swift kick to the nuts than actually try and check opposing bigmen in the post. This whole, allegiance-to-defending gig is a massive step for a team that has championship aspirations. Dirk could easily find himself bodied up against a particularly dexterous Spaniard come May, so everything he's doing now to learn how to defend down low is pivotal.

As for Golden State, don't tell Monta Ellis and Steph Curry that their team doesn't worry about defending.

Team Dreamin' 2011: WARRIORS

At No Regard, we love basketball. We love the spectacle and strategy of the game, but sometimes the league's lack of imagination confounds and disappoints us. Call us optimists, visionaries, or kids who watched too much Space Jam, but we have ideas. Damn are we gonna share 'em.

The Face of the Modern Warriors Fan

It's been tough to get excited about the Warriors since that magical 2007 playoff run. The Post-Boom-Dizzle Era has been one dangerous lab test, Don Nelson’s desperate search for the elusive potion he accidentally concocted four years ago to take San Francisco on a miraculous ride. Bygones are bygones, and recently the famously fiery Bay Area fans have had little reason to get fired up.

Is there hope in the Golden State? Absolutely. Interest is waning for the Warriors, but we know just the guy to give new owner Peter Guber the kickstart he needs.

Mr. Guber, have you ever met Paul Vasquez?

If you’ve had Internet access this month you have, although you’d probably know him as HungryBear9562, or more likely, Double Rainbow Guy.

That’s right, we think you should hire Mr. Vasquez to do this season’s nightly televised play-by-play for Warriors games.