With the lockout here, and here to stay, we have the sad prospect of no NBA games for quite some time. Instead of dwelling on the politics, finance and bullshit that's all conspired to strip our favorite league from us, we've decided to look on the bright side. New careers for our beloved NBA superstars! And what better place to look for these new ventures than Craigslist, a Website where wacky jobs are numerous and sometimes even real. Since they've already given us so much, we've taken the initiative to try and help these unemployed athletes find a new calling. CRAIGSLIST POSTING: Dog-Walker (Hoboken, NJ)
"A Hoboken based pet care company is looking for a detail oriented, responsible and committed individual to join our dog walking team!
Must be able to work Monday - Friday typically from 10:30 -- 5:30, although there are occasional evening and weekend walks. This is a long-term commitment (6mos. minimum). Great opportunity for a student, musician, or artist!
Must be willing to work during rain, snow, heat and humidity. Animal lover and comfort with dogs of all sizes is crucial. Previous professional experience as a dog walker is NOT required. We train!
Please send a detailed e-mail about yourself, your history with animals, your reasons for wanting to be a dog walker, your qualifications and references. There will be a background check. Please send a phone number where you can be reached."
Why He Should Apply
Sasha hates Hoboken because the heat in his apartment was broken for five days before his landlord paid any mind to his freezing-cold living quarters. Sasha doesn't know that summer in Hoboken is a lot better than the miserable winter in Hudson County (just don't ask Jason Kidd). We don't know his history with animals, if he has a criminal background or what his phone number is, but we do know that you don't need any dog-walking experience for this job, the employer will train!
Also, Sasha is a proven responsible and committed young man, capable of being part of a team.
Detail oriented? He's done this, so you tell me if he's detail oriented enough.What He Should Wear To The Interview:
Say hello to your newest neighborhood dog-walker, Hoboken. Double thumbs up on the headband, Sasha.
Why does a dog-walker need attention to detail? More like attention to THE TAIL. Of the dog, you know?
ReplyDeleteRegardless, I really hope Sasha nails the interview.
There were a lot of good choices for what he should wear to the interview, I gotta say.
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