No Regard Finals Game Four Recap: Snapple Facts

Remember back in the day when you used to crush raspberry Snapples, sometimes three or four a day? Well, then, you probably also remember those wacky bottle caps that each had a "fact" written on the bottom of them. Sometimes outrageous, always hilarious, it was impossible to tell which of these "facts" were true and which were just plain silly. We've decided to present a list of our own Snapple "facts" based around last nights highly entertaining, dramatic game four.

"Real Fact" #83: Dirk played with a rare combination of the Ebola virus, chicken pox and bird flew.

"Real Fact" #4: Jason Terry actually thought he was the lead singer of Kiss at one point during the game.

"Real Fact" #22: Dwyane Wade crushed a big bag of buttered popcorn, extra-butter, during that last timeout.

"Real Fact" #69: Mike Bibby got an offensive rebound in the NBA finals in 2011.

"Real Fact" #526: Bron threw one of the nicest, off-balance, falling-backwards, tantalizing alley-oops of all time.

"Real Fact" #12: Juwan Howard has logged more than two minutes and 30 seconds in the NBA finals in 2011.

"Real Fact" #190: Jimmer Jones didn't log any minutes last night.

"Real Fact" #45: The Mavs are the first franchise in NBA finals history to start someone under 5'5".

"Real Fact" #105: Coach Spo made a huge mistake in not betting the House for the game-tying shot.

"Real Fact" #92: Mike Miller wears a bunch of stuff on the basketball court.

"Real Fact" #50: Dirk came so close to saying "fuck" during the post-game press conference.

"Real Fact" #274: An accredited journalist asked Dirk the following question, "Dwyane Wade missed some free throws."

"Real Fact" #30: I only drank two Bud Lights during the game last night.