TGIF basketball fans! It's the end of the week, so that means NBA Happy Hour! Grab a beer, follow the rules and start the weekend with a Don Nelson-level buzz.
It goes without saying that we enter this weekend peering into a dark fog. Unable to see if ahead lies a looming Everest, or an infinite abyss, it seems dubious to crack a beer and rewatch The Decision. We don't know if we'll be going back to that for a few years, let alone toasting it this afternoon. After all, what would we do? Drink every time the words "Miami" or "Heat" are mentioned? Anytime Vitamin Water gets screentime? Whenever Bron mentions his mother? Anytime a question that isn't "Where are you going?" is asked before the question "Where are you going?" is finally asked?
Alright, we admit, that sounds like a pretty good time. But, our wounds are too raw, our compassion for Cleveland too deep, and our supply of beer to limited to take on such a game today.
