At No Regard, we love basketball. We love the spectacle and strategy of the game, but sometimes the league's lack of imagination confounds and disappoints us. Call us optimists, visionaries, or kids who watched too much Space Jam, but we have ideas. Damn are we gonna share 'em.
It's no secret that the Nets are having trouble filling their roster. Jay, Prokhorov and Co. whiffed so hard on LeBron it would have embarrassed the Mighty Casey. David Lee realized he could never live in New Jersey with this photo drifting around the internet, and it's been rumored that Carlos Boozer is still laughing at the Nets' offer.
Well sports fans, that was it. New Jersey ran through Plans A, B, and C, and have made it all the way down to Plan K. By this we mean Kevin Daley, aka Special K, the superstar of your friendly neighborhood Harlem Globetrotters.
Yes, that's right. For the 2010-2011 season, the Nets should sign a Harlem Globetrotter.
