The 2010-2011 NBA season starts tonight. Or another way to say it: Merry Christmas and good luck keeping the other areas of your life afloat for the next eight months! You've entered the No Regard Season Previews, where we won't bore you with stats or scouting reports, but instead entertain with Twitter heroes, the Proust Questionnaire, and oddly prescient Mitch Hedberg jokes. Find out which teams make the playoffs, which teams are lottery bound, and which players are most likely to show up at All Star Weekend with video cameras—all after the jump!
