With the lockout here, and here to stay, we have the sad prospect of no NBA games for quite some time. Instead of dwelling on the politics, finance and bullshit that's all conspired to strip our favorite league from us, we've decided to look on the bright side. New careers for our beloved NBA superstars! And what better place to look for these new ventures than Craigslist, a Website where wacky jobs are numerous and sometimes even real. Since they've already given us so much, we've taken the initiative to try and help these unemployed athletes find a new calling. Craigslist Posting:
8/15/2011, Throughout Chicagoland, Buffalo Wild Wings Restaurant Managers
"If your a high-energy team player with at least 2 years of restaurant and bar management experience we want to hear from you."
Why He Should Apply:
This one is probably our best suggestion yet. When Scottie Pippen decided he was going transform his post-playing career into that of pitchman and spokesperson for Buffalo Wild Wings, No Regard, was tickled with joy. "It's a great place to watch a game," proclaimed Pippen after announcing his decision. With Pippen heavily in the fold, there's no stopping Thomas from running a successful and profitable Buffalo Wild Wings location throughout the Chicago area.
As for the "high energy-team player" aspect of the job posting, Kurt's resume speaks for itself. He may not have the required, "2 years of restaurant and bar management experience," but we're pretty sure that Kurt would land the interview; contacts are everything in the buffalo wing business.
What He Should Wear to the Interview:
I can't say I know who those other guys are, but I'm loving Kurt's purple shirt and jeans here.
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